Episode 1 of the season is aptly named since it was full of many twists and “turns,” no pun intended, and moved us nicely into the new season’s story lines. One of the things we enjoy about True Blood are all the great quotes that come from our favorite characters, so we’ve pulled out those quotes that we think are the best.
As usual, Pam had the most quotable quotes in this episode and my favorite one was when she said:
Pam: I can’t be the only one noticing that she’s missing half her head, can I? Even if I tried, what’s to say she won’t rise up out of the ground tomorrow night completely “fucktarded.”
Below are the quotes that we think can “stand on their own” and could be used over and over, even outside True Blood.
Bill: My Palace is your Palace, within reason, of course.
Pam: Color me impressed, you guys know how to party!
Pam: I can’t be the only one noticing that she’s missing half her head, can I? Even if I tried, what’s to say she won’t rise up out of the ground tomorrow night completely fucktarded.
Pam: I am wearing a Walmart sweatsuit for y’all. If that’s not a demonstration of team spirit I don’t know what is.
Jason: This dog, don’t bark that way.
Bill: I’d keep the noise down in there, New Orleans is only 60 miles away.
Eric: We fight like siblings, but we fuck like champions.
Jessica: People who go to college become big and powerful, right? I already am, so why do all that work?
Eric: Ike Applebaum?
Vampire Authority voice: In the name of the one true Vampire Authority in who’s wisdom and justice all is made manifest by God, do not fucking move.
Pam: There is dirt in my bra.