Episode 4 of the season didn’t really have that many quotable quotes, but what it lacked in quotations, it made up with emotion.
Something we enjoy to do each week is to pull out those quotes that we think are the best. The criteria for a quote to make our list is that the it must stand on it’s own when taken out of context.
In this episode, the best line was said by Andy Bellefleur before Jessica glamoured him to forget about the death of Debbie Pelt:
“I’m the dog in this analogy and I ain’t tired of looking for a rat because I know something’s fishy.”
Below is our top quotes from episode 5.04:
Andy: I’m the dog in this analogy and I ain’t tired of looking for a rat because I know something’s fishy.
Eric: You are my only progeny, my one legacy, I need you to live when I’m gone.
Eric: You are my child, as I was the child of Godric. You were born into greatness and you’re a maker now, our blood will thrive.
Bill: As prescribed by the one true vampire authority, I am still the sole sovereign of the state of Louisiana untill I meet the true death or, until they change their mind.
Bill: I think I’ve done well.
Judge: You can look and you definitely can touch.
Pam: It’s way past sundown and no vampire of mine sleeps past midnight.
Tara: I can’t look at another person like she’s dinner.
Pam: This is who you are now, the top of the food chain, no human can hurt you any longer, they’re yours to savor.
Roman: Alert your constituents, there will be no more rebellions, no furtuer opposition to our just cause. You will fall in line. Am I understood? Bless the Blood.
Sookie: I killed your ex girlfriend and you’re still speaking to me?
All memorable lines. I would add Lafayette’s chilling comment to Sookie … “you are the angel of death.”
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You also missed Sookie’s great line, “I think the world hates me, but they can all go bite me…those who haven’t already.”
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You also forgot to mention easily just a handful of my faves this Episode by Pam…
“Seriously, three days old and she has an eating disorder. Why me?”
Pam brings Tara to Fangtasia and finds the bar closed early and screams…
“I’m ‘gonna F**king kill her! Ginger?! ‘We’re open ’till four! Bleach-bucket!”
Pam tries to make amends with Eric…
“Let bygones be bygones, bi girls be bi girls.”
And the look on Eric’s face was PRICELESS! when Pam announces…
“Congratulation your a Grandfather.”
Might as well though these ones into the mix as well.
Bill comforting Tara about becoming a vampire…
“How many of us have nearly died to save her sorry ass? Well I did them all one better.”
Tara just keeps them com’in when Bill keeps asking Tara if Sookie’s safe…
“Yeah. Sookie is safe, shes always safe, ‘cos there always be some fool to take a bullet for her, always.
Pam & Tara, have a standing ovation!
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Dieter’s words when pointing out Nora’s prayer to Lilith (which the council watched on line):
“Wake up, sister. It’s just a book. I know the guy who wrote it and he was high the whole time.”
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LOL! I forgot about that one Rowena. *Wink.
Terry’s flashback watching fireworks with his homies…
“Hey, you all need to put your d*cks away and come and look at this.”
And when Sookie got her drank on…
“If you like making love at midnight in a cemetery.”
Jessica to Bill, defends her party…
“So I had a few friends over, OK? No one got eaten, no one got drained.”
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