Episode 6 of the season had many quotable quotes, mostly from the Authority scenes, in my opinion.
Something we enjoy to do each week is to pull out those quotes that we think are the best. The criteria for a quote to make our list is that the it must stand on it’s own when taken out of context.
In this episode, the best line was said by Russell who always has something profound to say:
Russell: Peace is for Pussies.
Below is our top quotes from episode 5.06:
Pam: You did good out their fighting, made me proud, Proud of the way a human is proud of a well trained dog, nothing more.
Bill to Sookie: And you will live you life as you were meant to live it, in the sun with others like you, human.
Hoyt: I’m exercising my constitutional right to be a dirty fangbanger.
Eric: Enough of this religious bullshit already and Lilith can fuckin’ blow me.
Sookie: Bye, I’m just gonna stay here and quietly slip into a coma.
Martha: You need to get away from me before I hurt you.
Ruby J: Jesus loves you La La through and through, don’t you ever forget that. Jesus loves the little faggots.
Rikki: God, he is such a fuckin’ parody of himself, I hate him.
J.D.: Put your fucking meat where your bark is.
J.D.: Well, I guess I seen this comin’ because you’re way to fucking pretty to not be stupid.
Eric to Bill: Boyscout.
Bill to Eric: Delinquent
Roman: My boys, my boys, there are my boys. From here on out, officially known as the guys who took down Russell Edgington.
Eric: I was never religious, but as long as the affairs of humans do not personally impact me, I do remain a “pacifist.”
Roman: You are just too cool for school to admit that you believe in something other than yourself.
Roman: We’re at war, just because we have found one very visible enemy, does not mean the war is over.
Roman: I must admit that I do find it ironic that we proponents of co-existence find it so difficult to co-exist with our enemies, but the reason for that is simple, they are evil, cloaking themselves in Lilith to justify their sadism, their greed, their lust. Lilith herself is not evil.
Roman: Blessed be the children of men, for they are banished from the night without end. De-flame their sparks from the fire and last as long.
Terry to Arlene: I’m being hunted by an evil smoke monster that wants to kill me and everyone I love.
Arlene to Terry: You’ve gone off your meds haven’t you?
Jason: That’s my sister, you faery fuckers, bring her back her!
Claude to Sookie: Faeries naturally adjust to the standard of frequency we travel.
Andy to Sam : Jesus, tits, you just saved my life.
Nora: It’s happening, it’s finally happening. God’s plan made manifest by her, thank you Lilith.
Russell: In the name of my ass. You think you’re any better than the sanguinistas? You use Lilith to justify your blood lust for power, just like they do to justify their blood lust for humans, you’re both fucking hypocrites. I am the only honest one here I want to gorge on human blood, not because some fucking bible tells me to because I like it, it’s fun, it makes my dick hard.
Russell: You were a pompous self-righteous prick in the fucking renaissance and you still are one today. This is all about your ego.
Roman: This is about order, instead of chaos; this is about mercy, instead of sadism. It is about balance; it is about peace.
Russell: Peace is for Pussies.