Something we enjoy to do each week is to pull out the True Blood quotes that we think are the best from each episode. The criteria for a quote to make our list is that the it must stand on it’s own when taken out of context.
In episode 11, “Sunset,” Bill seems to have really gone off the deep end, Sookie and Jason are in danger from Russell and Sam is about to be breakfast. My favorite quote from this episode was, once again, said by Pam:
Pam: Since when did I become a halfway house for wayward baby vamps?
Here are the other memorable quotations from this episode:
Lilith: Only one can lead us, I choose you! (she says this to almost all of the vampires).
Bill: It’s taken me a long while to come to terms with the fact that part of accepting Lilith within my heart is distancing myself from the trivial matters of humans.
Bill: I found a better way, Lilith’s way. Jason and Sookie and the inhabitants of Bon Temp are no longer our concern, they are food, nothing more.
The Book of Lilith as recited by Jessica: The greatest gift you can give a human is to make them vampire.
Sookie: Kinda strange to find out you were sold to a vampire 300 years ago.
Nora: This is a Sanguinist regime now. Lilith has guided us to our rightful place and there we will lead all vampire mankind.
Eric: God is a vampire.
Tara: We cleaned it all up. There’s not a drop of Elijah anywhere, we went over this place with a toothbrush.
Pam: The Authority can do whatever they want with you and your body.
Pam: Since when did I become a halfway house for wayward baby vamps?
Holly’s son: I’m sorry for putting your butt up on Facebook.
Holly’s son Rocky: Sorry I cannot scrape the image of your ass from the back wall of my mind, sorry that I’m going to have to waste all of my mother’s hard earned tips in years of therapy and probably end up incarcerated anyway.
Jason: If there’s anything that I learned from my time as QB1 is that the best defense is a good offense, so no more pussy footing around Russell, it’s game time!
Lafayette: I’m a bitch, not a snitch, love it!
Terry: She saves my life every day.
Arlene: Andy Bellefleur, did you put that bun in her oven?
Pam: When Vampires live together for a long time they form a nest and become sadistic and crazy. From what you’re telling me drinking that Lilith’s blood is making him into a nest on steroids.
Pam: Maybe later we can braid each other’s hair and talk about boys.
Tara about Pam: She’s a lot of bark and, a lot of bite.
Rosalyn: A maker always knows when their progeny dies. He was only one of 204, but it’s like a cold spike in your heart.
Lilith: Drink of Me, Drink All of me.
Russell: Jesus, I actually met him, he was a boring hippy who smelled of Patchouli.
Russell: Look, we got ourselves a “hunk” sandwich.
Russell: As I live and breathe, a fairy.
Russell: Impressive, you are turbo charged.
Russell: Heaven, thy name is faery. Thank you so much, I’d love to come to dinner.
Just a correction – Russell said Jesus smelled of Patchouli :)
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Lynnpd Reply:
August 26th, 2012 at 8:16
Thanks Sabrina! I listened to that quote over and over and couldn’t make it out and obviously I got it wrong. Thanks for the correction.
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Great list, Lynn. Your favorite line is mine as well. I loved Pam’s halfway house remark.
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Pam is by far my favorite character.. She is always the most quotable…
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I love all of these quotes! With all of the drama that surrounds this show, the little quips always manage to create some much needed comic relief. I also love that you have so many Pam quotes; she really does get the best lines on the show. I am so excited to see how this season will end tonight. Due to my late work schedule at Dish, I will be recording it with my Hopper. Its 2,000 hours of recording space are amazing, especially with my busy schedule. With crazy Bill on the loose, I can’t wait to hear what the folks of Bon Temps will say tonight.
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I would add this from Mirella: “To ignore the light pact will bring dishonor upon me and my clan. It is an act of war.”
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