Babelgum has made a video parody of True Blood that sums it all up in a very funny way and in just a minute of time. They manage to boil True Blood down to its essence: Lots of sex and biting, alongside the allegorical use of vampires to represent other discriminated members of modern society.
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Here we are again with a new vote for all the Trubie fans. It’s time for another vote. EW.com’s Sexy Beasts summer showdown is pitting characters from True Blood, and other shows against their fellow franchise players. This time it’s Bill (Stephen Moyer) vs. Alcide (Joe Manganiello). Who would you vote as the sexier beast? I think this one is going to be tough for True Blood fans.
The polls are open for 72 hours – EW.com’s editors put their heads together to pick the 64 ultimate Sexy Beasts, and now we’re asking you to crown the king or queen of the pack in an old-fashioned, single-elimination tournament.
What are you waiting for? No one’s gonna wipe the drool off your chin, so get voting!
Now in it’s third season, True Blood has expanded it’s universe to encompass an unruly and sexy network of vampires werewolves, shapeshifters and, of course, mere mortals. Emma Rosenblum has mapped out for you who’s connected to whom in the image below.
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This is a very creative and clever letter from Brian about his wife’s fascination with Alexander Skarsgård.
NOTICE to all husbands out there: this letter could be adapted to your use also. If you have a similar problem, but with a different male True Blood lead we suggest that you use the letter below by making a few minor text edits and replacing Alexander’s name with the male lead on True Blood that your wife lusts after.
Dear Alexander Skarsgård,
Stay away from my wife.
I’ve put a lot of time and effort into this relationship and I’m not about to let you swoop in with your slicked back blonde hair, black leather jacket, and impossibly good looks and steal my wife. I refuse to let you waltz into my home (after being invited in) and use your trendy vampire skills to take a bloody bite out of the sanctity of my marriage. You don’t fool me for one second Mr. Skarsgård — I know you’re not really a vampire. My wife on the other hand, she appears to be too busy swooning to know the difference.
Until this horrible vampire fad passes and she snaps out of it, stay the hell away from my wife.
I know she loves me, but clearly your influence is something beyond her conscious control. On Sunday night as I sit dutifully by her side on the couch during True Blood, I can’t help but notice how she looks at the TV. She stares beyond the plasma screen hoping that if she concentrates hard enough she’ll be transported right into the broadly drawn stereotype that is Bon Temps, Louisiana.
Do you know how tough it is to watch the future mother of my children sexually mesmerized like that? Of course you don’t — you just glamour any woman you want with your vampire stud powers and drag her down to your underground sex chamber.
This vampire bullshit does not follow the rules of engagement. Let’s just pretend that my wife is garlic encased in sterling silver outside at noon on a hot summer day.
Why couldn’t we just battle this out on a level playing field? East Coast software guy with social anxiety versus Swedish actor once nominated for a Guldbagge Award. That’s a battle I feel like I can win. But instead you’ve got to stack the deck and make sure that every couple of episodes contain a completely unnecessary extended shot of your naked ass. It’s essentially another vampire spell, just with more sweaty glistening ass. You’ve also cameoed in both the movie Zoolander and Lady Gaga’s Paparazzi video. If that doesn’t completely corner the tastes of the world’s women (and I suppose gay men as well), I don’t know what does. Don’t try so hard Skarsgård, it’s kind of pathetic.
Would you prefer to hear it in your native tongue? Stanna borta från min hustru.
The vampire killer in me has been awakened and I won’t rest until my wife notices my own sexual inadequacies during our occasional lovemaking sessions rather than envisioning a pale Swedish vampire on my also pale, but otherwise completely different frame. I’ve read ahead in the Sookie Stackhouse books and the good guys win.
In conclusion: Stay away from my wife.
Sincerely,
Brian
Starting today, Thursday during an encore airing of the season premiere “Bad Blood”, fans of True Blood will be able to participate in True Blood Twitter Presents: Drop Of True Blood Thursdays where Truebies can watch the True Blood Twitter crew act out a “Drop”, which are original storylines written by the TBTC that take place during the most recent episode of True Blood that aired the previous Sunday.
For example, this past Sunday will be the focus of a Drop that could possibly feature a moment when Tara reached for the pills before she started taking them or a conversation between Sam and Hoyt after the two lovely ladies left in fear of Jason’s momentary slip of sanity. Whatever the scene, the True Blood players on Twitter will give act it out through what they call “interactive social theater”, which can be influenced by the tweets from Truebies who are a watching the Drop take place. Talk about being close to the action! And we all know that True Blood has plenty of that…
To be in on the action, just log into http://truebloodtwitter.com/drops and sign in. The very first Drop spills this tonight, Thursday (6/17) @ 9pm/8c.
To find out more go to SookieBonTemps blog at this address.
Poor Jessica is bored out of her mind in that stuffy old mansion of Bill, to pass the time, and she has nothing but time, she started her own vlog. Check it out here on babyvamp-jessica.com
Season 3 will be starting before we know it and I’m sure you are all getting ready for your Season 3 Premiere Party. Well, you might want to get some retractable fangs to wear to the event. Vampfangs.com has announced new custom fit “retractable” fangs that you can sport for a real great party effect. Here’s what they say about them:
They are very easy to use and to customize. Less than 5 minutes! No glues, no adhesives. Just pop them in and start scaring the crap out of people. An absolute attention getter!
Can You Imagine having the ability to custom fit a pair of vampire Fangs and to make them appear & disappear? We Did! Introducing the Vampfangs Retractable Fangs.
HERE’S HOW YOU DO IT:
1. Custom Fit Them – Take your Retractable Fangs and drop them into a glass of hot water for a few minutes in order to soften the Dental Thermoplastic that is in the 2 tooth wells.
2. Carefully Remove the Fangs from the water and insert them into your mouth with the tooth wells (and the softened
3. Gently Bite Down and position the tooth wells onto your back molar and hold in place for few seconds while the Dental Thermoplastic hardens and forms a perfect fit to your teeth.
4. Remove the Fangs from your mouth and place them under cold running water to harden the Dental Thermoplastic. You now have a pair of custom fit Special FX Retractable Fangs.
5. Put the Fangs back into your mouth and attach them to your back molars. Now, using your TONGUE, move the Tongue Bar to RAISE & LOWER the fangs at your will! It’s that easy!
