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Season 4 Episode 12 aired last Sunday 

Another season has ended, sorry to say, and we have one last episode to list quotes for. My favorite quote in this episode was the whole exchange between Nan, Bill and Eric. I loved Bill when he said, “We aren’t fucking puppy dogs.”

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Below are the most quotable and interesting quotes from Episode 4.12“And When I Die”

Maxine: He was a devious son of a bitch, but somewhere in there was a good heart.
Sam: Nobody taught Tommy how to love someone without hurtin’ them.
Maxine: We all do the best with what we got.
Hoyt: No, How could you do that to me, not how did you fuck my girl. We had a code and you broke it.
Terry: Can I interest you in a hand sandwich.
Arlene: Zombies are the new vampires.
Sam: Nobody likes an angry bunny.
Jesus: You can’t trade magic like fucking pokemon cards.
Alcide: People don’t change, they just find new ways to lie.
Holly: Ain’t nothin’ scary about fairies.
Eric: So you’d sacrifice my projeny but not your own, not very kingly of you.
Bill: I liked you better when you were brain damaged.
Antonia: All creatures have their purpose, even vampires.
Antonia: Life is pain and soon all you have suffered and feared will be meaningless, you wlll be at peace.
Gran: That’s right honey, let it all out because there’s no room for that where we’re going.
Antonia: Change is hard.
Gran: Answers where it’s always been in your heart. Being alone it ain’t nothing to be afraid of my Sookie; we’re all alone at the end.
Eric: Excuse me, we’re feeling a little crispy up here.
Pam: I am so over Sookie and her precious fairy vagina and her unbelievably stupid name. Fuck Sookie.
Pam: I’ve been with with Eric over 100 years. I’ve watched him seduce super models and princesses and spit out their bones when he was finished. How can someone named Sookie take him away from me.
Sookie: I can’t stand this anymore; it’s like being ripped in half. No matter what I do somebody gets hurt.
Bill: Sookie I just want you to be happy and if being happy and if being with Eric is what makes you happy, then you have my blessing.
Eric: See, it’s OK Sookie, Bill’s fine with it. Bill had his chance; he blew it. He lied to you.
Sookie: …to protect me, and I lied to him to protect you and you’ve lied to both of us so many time, we can’t count. What a mess.
Sookie: I forgive you. I hope you can forgive me.
Bill: Sookie: Like I have a choice, you’re the love of my life.
Jesus: Everything’s temporary.
Jesus: Dude, I’m dead. You’re a medium, I’ll always be with you.
Andy: I just want to say that I’m sober and I’m lonely and I can be good to someone if they let me.
Luna: I just feel if we are too cute and cheesy that God is going to drop a brick on our heads.
Sam: I think life is violent and cruel by nature and so something good comes along you gotta stop and celebrate it and be grateful.
Jason: It’s kinda like a hooker with kissin’. Not that you’re like a hooker.
Nan: Perfect, two birds, one stone.
Nan: Ding dong the witch is dead, yippee.
Eric: His majesty showed great leadership in extremely perilous circumstances, you should be kissing his ring.
Nan: Why bother, when your tongue’s already up his ass.
Nan: I have been alive for 816 years. I refuse to be retired like a fat first wife.
Nan: How about your little fairy waitress. Oh come on, the mind reading, the microwave fingers. You didn’t think I knew what she was? There are at least a couple of thousand vampires that would do almost anything to get a taste of her blood.
Eric, She smells fantastic, but it’s hardly worth dying for.
Nan: I saw the way you both looked at her, hungry puppy dogs slobbering over the same juicy bone.
Bill: We are not fucking puppy dogs.
Eric: What a bitch.
Debbie: I should’a done this a long time ago.

 

Season 4 Episode 11 aired last Sunday and there was a lot resolved, but we also know that it’s not yet “quite” there.

My favorite quote in this episode was of course, Pam’s line when she said:  ”Holy Shit Gentleman, do no tell me you’d put our entire species at risk for a gash in a sundress.”

This year we have chosen to be much more selective and only include the very best quotes we can find in each episode. These are quotes that we think can “stand on their own” and be used over and over, even outside True Blood.

Below are the most quotable and interesting quotes from Episode 4.1 “Soul of Fire”

Jessica: This is what PMS used to feel like.
Pam: We blow up these Wiccan dipshits already; I’ve got a mani-pedi at four.
Lafayette: Marnie just puked a bitch out.
Lafayette: The bitch wanna leave but Marnie won’t let her.
Lafayette: Marnie won.
Bill and Eric and Jason: Fucking Sookie
Pam: Yea, Fucking Sookie, as usual, she’s in the way.
Jason: How many times did she save your life, letting you drink her blood just like it was your own private soda fountain?
Pam: Holy Shit Gentleman, do no tell me you’d put our entire species at risk for a gash in a sundress.
Nate: That gun isn’t exactly helping my memory.
Andy: Hold it together man; don’t go all lost in nature retarded.
Pam: Vintage Cartier, I’ll take good care of this.
Marnie: Don’t laugh too much; you wouldn’t want your lips to fall off.
Roy: You frightened that one fanger, like a moth into a bug zapper.
Jessica: Suicide Bill? Don’t you ever do that to me again.
Andy: I have been cuttin’ back on the carbs
Alcide: Debbie Pelt, I abjure you.” I see you no longer, I hunt with you no longer, I share flesh with you no longer.”
Jessica: I’m so sick of this necromancy shit!
Bill: When I get that witch, I’m gonna rip her heart out.
Tara: I fucking quit this group.
Marnie: No one lives forever, not even you.
Lafayette: After all the fucking freaky shit I’ve seen, some shit don’t seem so freaky to me anymore, but tonight, that was some freaky shit.
Lafayette: Truer than rain lover, you galloped in and saved some folks tonight, never fuckin’ forget that.

Blood Bytes: Best Quotes Eps. 4.10 – ‘Burning Down The House’

 

Season 4 Episode 10 aired last Sunday and all I can say is “WOW!”  Tommy’s death scene was very touching and Terry’s intervention with Andy was just great, but the vampires ran it again for me as they fight the witch spell.

My favorite quote in this episode was from Lafayette when he said, “It’s a Latin thing” as Jesus face turned into a monster as he broke through Marnie/Antonia’s barrier.  However the most touching for me was when Terry said “Men without souls don’t cry.”  So true.

This year we have chosen to be much more selective and only include the very best quotes we can find in each episode. These are quotes that we think can “stand on their own” and be used over and over, even outside True Blood.

Below are the most quotable and interesting quotes from Episode 4.10 “Burning Down The House.”

 

Jessica: I’m going to go find somebody to eat.

Male hostage at the Goddess Emporium: Magic is not stronger than technology!

Nan:  You’ve been keeping secrets from me.  What’s the deal with your little dairy maid and her little lightning trick?

Nan: Blowing up Moon Goddess is not a 21^st Century solution.

Bill: I can’t risk potential genocide to save one human just because she’s your friend.

Tommy: There ain’t no heaven and hell’s a dog fight.  I’m gonna disappear like I never was; that’s what I want.

Sam: Tommy, I’ll never forget about you, you’re my heart always, you’re my brother.

Tara: What if we pronounce something wrong and instead of breaking her spell, we start a plague of locusts in here.

Antonia: I only turned to necromancy to control death, to save my village from fever.  I didn’t no come back to shed the blood of the innocent.

Jessica: I don’t care what happens as long as I get to kill shit.

Lafayette: It’s a Latin thing.

Marcus: Different philosophies.

Debbie: I just want to be normal run in my pack, have fun, have kids.

Andy: I wasn’t too old for socks.

Terry: Words don’t put food on the table.

Andy: I’m a sheriff and you’re only a fry cook, so I fucking win.

Marnie: This is not possession, this is union.

Terry: Men without souls do not cry.

 

 

 

 

Season 4 Episode 9 aired last Sunday and we sure had a big cliff hanger at the end of this episode.  I wonder if anyone is going to die? 

In the absence of Pam this week, my favorite quote in this episode was from Nan when she said:  There have been times I’ll admit when its occurred to me that maybe I should put my career on hold and become a maker, but these last several hours with you have erased those doubts forever.

 

Below are the most quotable and interesting quotes from Episode 4.09 “Let’s Get Out of Here.”

 

Bill: Werewolf, I’m going to need you to shut the fuck up.
Bill: We can pray
Alcide: Werewolf and Vampire, who’s gonna listen?
Antonia: Tell them, blond one.
Tara: Bill offered you an olive branch tonight, why didn’t you take it?
Tara: I think I speak for everyone here when I say I don’t think this is what any of us signed up for.
Roy: I didn’t know what I was getting into it, but I’m pleased as punch that I’m in it.
Alcide: Am I the only one here that thinks this is bat shit crazy. Sookie you just came this close to dying because of fuckin’ fangers, again.
Sam: Let’s nobody be here.
Sam: I am a multiple tent owner.
Jessica: This is the worst day of my life, I wish I was dead except I am, and it doesn’t even matter.
Nan: There have been times I’ll admit when its occurred to me that maybe I should put my career on hold and become a maker, but these last several hours with you have erased those doubts forever.
Jessica: You’re nothing like you are on TV.
Nan: I saw you on the news by the way. You did quite well, really got in front of the story. Speaking of, what is the story, My King? What have you gone and fucked up now?
Nan: What a decisive leader you’ve turned out to be.
Nan: Right now crews from VTV, CNN, Fox News and bloggers from across the country are already outside the hotel waiting. What am I supposed to tell them?
Bill: Blame the witches, Americans have had no problem doing it in the past.
Nan: I didn’t think it was possible but you actually make me long for Queen Sophie Anne. I mean, what the fuck Bill?  How did you let it come to this?
Bill: Beyond tomorrow’s headline you are a blind person.
Nan: Bolster security if you feel it necessary, but tomorrow’s Festival of Tolerance is going forward and the cameras had damn well better find you in a festive and tolerant fucking mood. Am I understood?
Sookie: What, now? Everyone can hear everyone?
Eric: I’m ten times your age.
Bill: And I love her 20 times as much.
Sookie. This is my dream and both of ya’ll need to shut up and listen to me. Well, what are you waiting for? Get your buts in the living room, we need to have a little talk.
Tommy: Well, he ain’t around, Marcus He Knows Who I am.
Marcus: Shifter got himself a shifter brother.
Lafayette/Mavis: You sound like a white man, you.
Andy: This situation became un-diffused the minute that she-male broke into my house.
Sam: Nature bunnies are smart and like to exercise, school bunnies are fat and lazy.
Anna: I could be dreaming about anything, I could be swimming with dolphins, eating a whole pie without consequences, but instead I’m here with the two of you and that’s gotta mean something.
Anna : I think I’m in love with both of you.
Bill: You can’t be, that’s not who you are.
Anna: Just because I’ve been this self conscious good little girl who’s too scared to think outside the box, especially when it comes to love and sex, but as of right now I’m putting that little girl behind me. I can love both of you; that I don’t have to be yours or yours. I’m proposing that the both of you, be mine.
Bill: I’m the king of Louisiana, I don’t share.
Sookie: First of all, you guys are vampires, what’s with all the morality? Second of all, this is such a double standard, when it’s two women and one guy everyone’s hunky dorey with it even if they barely know each other, but when a woman tries to have her way with two men that she is totally in love with everyone is hemmin’ and hawin’. I’m saying I love you, both of you, and I’m asking you to love me back, together. It’s either both of you or nothing at all, take it or leave it.
Debbie: You ever drank V directly from the source? Ever press your face against a vampire’s cold skin and just suck the it right out of him, well I have, so don’t be a cunt.
Jason: I got a theory. When you guys role play does Lafayette ever turn into a woman names Mavis?
Jesus: Terry, I’m a nurse and I’m not even going to pretend I understand what you just said, but I’m going to go in.
Lafayette/Mavis: How I make the baby with this me?
Sookie: Debbie I understand being jealous, but you tried to kill me. That ain’t something you can expect someone to forget.
Alcide: Do you want honesty or do you want me to just kiss the ring.
Marcus: I’ll take honesty every day of the week and twice on Sunday.
Marcus: You know what I call a dude who’ll admit there ain’t nothing he won’t do for the woman he loves?  A man.
Alcide: To Communicating Shit!
Jesus, It’s time, you found him and you held him, now I need my Lafayette back.
Lafayette: You got it bitch.
Eric: Kill the King
Human vampire hater: I am risking life an limb her tonight so that all of you across this great country of ours can witness Shrevesport’s pre-Halloween pageantry of Vamp Bullshit.
Bill: How can you have an event in honor of the living dead without any living dead? It’s like having a civil rights protest without any black people?
Nan: They’re called African Americans and their protests wouldn’t have became the blood bath they did if they hadn’t been there, ever consider that?
Hoyt: If you ignore the fame and the bullet holes and the general fucked-upness of everything.
Jason: Hoyt, we witnessed a miracle tonight.
Hoyt: That goes in the monster box.
Jason: Sometimes things just don’t work you.
Hoyt: Man, I gave her my heart, I gave her my soul, I gave her my life and wanna see what I got in return, these. So, take the monster CD, put it into the monster’s monster box and you take it to her, will ya?
Sam/Tommy: You can’t stop fucking somebody when you ain’t fuckin’ them in the first place.
Sookie: I have to say for a bad ass werewolf, you drive like a girl.
Jason: I might be parrot phrasing a little.
Bill: Make no mistake, there is still much work to be done for history teaches us that war can sound a louder call to action than can peace. That a message of hate can seduce an impressionable mind far more readily than a message of love.
Sookie: They’re coming for you Bill, RUN!

 

Season 4 Episode 8 aired last Sunday and things are really getting going. I feel for poor Jason who is still tied to that bed after three episodes.  I can’t wait until is he freed.

My favorite quote in this episode was  when Andy said: ”Jesus, Tits and God America, Jason, What the fuck is happening to me. I’m only good on the V dude, it’s the only time I ever feel I’m not watching myself, not living up to people’s expectations and hating those people for having expectations and thinking about hitting them in the head with a pap.”

These are quotes that we think can “stand on their own” and be used over and over, even outside True Blood.

Below are the most quotable and interesting quotes from Episode 4.08 “Spellbound.”

 

Jason: Think good things, hot summer days, barbecuing, no uh, no good things a vampire would think of, the moon, never getting cold, True Blood.
Bill: I realize that as as a law enforcement officer that you might feel feel the need to report this, but vampires killing humans is not something that I can afford to have documented.
Bill: You won’t want to make any sudden movements when they enter.
Marcus: Those witches are fucking idiots for getting mixed up in vampire shit because those dead fuckers are hard core, they will kill you and not blink an eye, even we are no match for them.
Sookie: You need to feed, there’s me.
Eric: Please don’t say this if you don’t mean it.
Sookie: I’m trusting you not to loose control.
Sookie: I’m trusting you Eric.
Eric: I won’t betray you ever.
Sookie: I may remind you of that someday.
Jessica: I have a hunger in the very center of me and this, you and me, I can’t it’s not enough, I wish it was because I love you and don’t want to hurt you, but it’s just not enough, it isn’t sorry.
Jason: God, you are so fucking hot when you’ve got blood all over you. I want you to bite me and fuck me at the same time, right here.
Andy: Dead vampire, should I call the coroner or sanitation.
Deputy Kevin Ellis:  Betcha it’s going to rain tonight, I can always feel it where that panther tore my throat open.
Jason: Andy, seriously, you would eat a pile of dead vampire Beulah Carter, off the ground. You are one sad, sorry freak, bubba, get a grip.
Andy: Jesus, Tits and God America, Jason, What the fuck is happening to me. I’m only good on the V dude, it’s the only time I ever feel I’m not watching myself, not living up to people’s expectations and hating those people for having expectations and thinking about hitting them in the head with a pap.
Jason: Sorry man, I stopped listening about half way through.
Maxine: That’s the most famous vampire in town right there, wonder if he knew she was one of his own.
Bill: Sadly yes, many vampires feel alone and confused programmed to despise themselves by all the hateful and incendiary rhetoric in the media.
Bill: I am very telegenic, this will get a lot of play. It’s an excellent opportunity for you to impress your producers with your eye for great TV.
Reporter: Lenny can we get a really good tight shot of him and make sure you really play up the eyes.
Sookie: It’s a miracle, you, your blood, it’s amazing.
Sookie: It’s snowing.
Bill: Hate never wins out, not in the long run, but we will never succumb to it.
Antonia: A single vampires dies. Four centuries ago, all vampires within twenty miles died.
Tara: So we’re not just protecting ourselves, we’re actually killing vampires?
Antonia: Killing them is the only way to protect ourselves.
Antonia: At least in our time, they stayed hidden now they walk among us shameless in their lust, their hunger. They laugh at the miracle of life. We must restore the sacred power of creation to this wounded earth. That is our only hope. Snuff them out, once and for all.
Tara: Nothing would make me happier than to see those dead fucks to be gone for good.
Bill: On behalf of all vampires in Louisiana throughout the world, I apologize for what was done to you. It was a crime of unspeakable magnitude for which there can be no forgiveness. There can, I believe be peace between us.
Antonia: It doesn’t matter who I am, every sole is entitled to live freely. You are an affront to God when you deny that.
Maxine: Don’t you ma’am me Andy Bellefleur, I taught you in vacation bible school, acting like you don’t even know who I am.
Eric: All is possible, you and me, possible. Loving you, possible.
Soookie: Loving you, loving it all actually. I never thought I could after..but here I am. All is possible.
Maxine: Two miller tall boys, with two shots of tequila and some hot sauce. And some craw-fish fritters with ranch dressing and also some of that private stash of succotash that Sam keeps hidden for himself cause he’s selfish. And don’t go out back to smoke to leave my food to dry out under the heat lamps.
Jessica: I am a vampire and I’m only jus tnow realizing that maybe I’m not supposed to be in in a manogmrelationship.
Hoyt: You know what? You don’t deserve me, and sure as hell don’t deserve you. I deserve someone who’s not going to be a fucking virgin for all of eternity. I deserve someone I can have a normal life with, with kids and daylight. And someone who’s not going to look at all the love I have to offer and just sorry, not good enough and someone who’s not fucking dead.
Hoyt: Maybe my mamma was right all along, maybe God does hate fangs, and you know what, so do I.
Eric: Let’s run away from everything and I will be this way forever. I don’t need to know who I am.
Sookie: We can’t just run away, those witches attacked you and other vampires I care about.
Sookie: Your king released you so you could be with me.
Eric; He’s good this king, I understand your love for him.
Sookie: We have an obligation to stand by his side and fight with him.
Eric: No, the obligation is his. As king, he has no choice. Let’s just leave this place while we still can.
Sookie: This is my home and we cannot just leave Bill to die, it’s not right.
Eric: There is no right or wrong, these are human notions.
Sookie: And I am human mostly and so were you and I’ve never seen you as human as you’ve been these past few days; it’s what I’ve fallen in love with. But, you’re also a warrior, you don’t run from a fight’ you’d never forgive yourself.
Eric: I just want to be with you, only you. Forever.
Sookie: There’s no such thing as forever.
Eric: She has a warriors heart your majesty, she wants to fight for you, as do I.
Eric: War isn’t about whether you think you can win, its about being willing to die for something you believe is worth dying for.
Sookie: Call me crazy, but “I’m willing to die if it means keeping an entire group of people I know and love from being eradicated, in the name of hate.”
Sookie: My Bill
Marcus: You just pissed on the wrong boots my friend.
Jason: Hoyt’s my best friend and he has been since the first grade.
Antonia: I am no lady, I am peasant and proud of it.
Bill: I still believe we can achieve a peaceful resolution.
Bill: You may have dominion over us, but you do not over the living. Surrender now and you will not be hurt.
Pam: You dropped something.
Pam: This is so fucking lame.

 

Season 4 Episode 7 aired last Sunday and it was a pivotal episode in my opinion.  I sure hope Jessica lives, but it didn’t look too good for her at the end.

This episode, although probably my favorite this season didn’t have a lot of quotable quotes that fit well into our new guidelines so I stretched our rules a bit this week to make up for it. This year we have chosen to be much more selective and only include the very best quotes we can find in each episode. These are quotes that we think can “stand on their own” and be used over and over, even outside True Blood.

My favorite quote in this episode was said by Pam, of course: “You fucking cunt. I’m going shove my hand up your ass and use you as a hand warmer.”

Below are the most quotable and interesting quotes from Episode 4.07 ‘Cold Grey Light of Dawn.’

 

Pam: I can’t decide which of you I should kill first.

Pam: You wanna die first, fine by me. How does it feel to have your life slipping out of you. What’s that? I can’t hear ya. Too bad, I’ll never know.

Pam: I am not a zombie.

Pam: Maybe ten minutes form now, or ten years. The moment you think you are safe I promise I will hunt you down and fucking shred you like confetti.

Lafayette: Can we go back to how I am a medium?

Alcide: Woods on a full moon, you know what’s out here, it aint right to just leave her alone.

Luis: Resurrection!

Tara: I just came within a fingernail of being eaten by a vampire.

Tara: Everyone who has ever been with me has ended up dead. It ain’t a long list but it’s a bad one to be on.

Jason: Stay calm, don’t do nothing.

Hoyt: She’s slipping away from me, I know it.

Jason: I’d rather be cooking than talking anyhow.

Hoyt: I can’t lose her, it will kill me if I lose her.

Bill: During the Spanish Inquisition, Vampires exploited the chaos by satiating their appetites for blood and for lust and one of their victims was Antonia. But, she was a powerful necromancer, she could control the dead and as she burnt upon the stake she cast a spell that drew all the vampires of Logroño out into the sun. I thought she was lost from the past; cautionary lesson form our history. But I could see her influence on Luis, I felt it, she’s returned as a witch that can be keeping an eye on, she’s harmless on her own but somehow, Antonia has inhabited Marnie’s body and now that Antonia has a human host, well, you can see the result.

Bill: Since when has any fanatic been held back by the improbability of their righteous mission.

Jessica: I sure don’t want to fry in the sun.

Blackburn: You want us to willfully silver ourselves.

Bill: I will not abandon this kingdom and neither will you. The suffering will be great, but it is our only chance to survive the day.

Bill: We brace for the resurrection.
Eric: I’m listening to your heart beat. I can hear it every pulse through your skin into mine. If I lay still and think about nothing else, it’s like my own hearts beating.
Dr. Ludwig: This will sting a bit.
Pam: You fucking cunt. I’m going shove my hand up your ass and use you as a hand warmer.

Pam: Please shut up and fix me.

Dr. Ludwig: Oh I can’t fix you, I’m not a witch, I can’t undo curses. The best I can do is remove the outside rot.
Dr. Ludwig: I can make you look pretty again, or at least what you looked like before, whatever you called that.
Sookie: I don’t know why you let Eric go, I’m not sure I want to know, but I’m glad you did.
Bill: It appears the reunion was a happy one?
Bill: If you care anything for him, you will do this or it will be his last day on earth.
Marnie: You may call me Antonia

Bill: Twice that on me.
Sookie: I’ve lost too many people in my life, I can’t lose you too.
Lafayette: Old Luca could have warned me. I felt like a giant ass puppet for your ghost uncle.
Luna: How can I say this in a way you won’t misinterpret, fuck you.

Tara: I can run away and hide or I can hold my ground and stand up for myself.

Bill: I’m sorry, I caused you so much suffering in your human life and now in this one.
Jessica: No, I don’t want you to ever be sorry. I’ve lived more with you than I ever did with my human parents.
Bill: If you’ve fallen out of love with him, it doesn’t mean that you’ve lost your humanity. We all at our core are humans.
Bill: All these years we indulged our murderous impulses and called it our nature. How could we not expect reprisal.

Bill: I’ve had 175 years on this earth and I’ve accomplished so little, when we survive the day, I’ll put a stop to it.
Jessica: When we survive the day, I’m going to eat that frickin witch, starting with her face.
Eric: If you can overlook the things I’ve done and forgive me for them, I don’t want to remember. I’m perfectly happy as I am.

Andy, These are for you, they were on sale.

Marnie: My name is Antonia. I died at the hands of vampires in the year 1610. Our brave and loyal friend Marnie has summoned me from across the centureies. For we are once again at war, but we are capable of defending ourselves. I can show you. If you do not wish to join me go now, I seek ony the assistance of the willing.
Marnie: Understand this, vampires are not immortal, they are only harder to kill. That is where our humanity is our great advantage because our human spirits are immortal. I stand before you a living proof of this very fact. I have matched my human spirit against their emptiness and I have won.

Marnie: Let us show these vampires the fury and power of the human spirit. We have waited 400 years for this, who of you will join me?

Sam: I wish I could forget every fucking thing about you.

Sookie: There’s a witch spell coming that’s supposed to make all the vampires walk out in the sun.

Jessica: The Sun!

Season 4 Episode 6 aired last Sunday and this episode seems like a turning point in the season. Since Eric and Sookie are now together, I’m guessing that the story will now probably focus on the vampires and their fight against the new Antonia possessed, Marnie. I really liked it when Sookie said,  ”You can’t run from what’s inside you,” which seems to be a theme of this season. Everyone is evolving, changing and showing what’s inside them, Pam, Bill, Eric, Marnie, Lafayette, Sam, Tommy, and Tara.

My favorite quote in this episode was from from Pam when she said: “Eric, snap the fuck out of it. You have no loyalty to Bill Compton, you are a Viking Vampire God and bow to no one. If someone crosses you, you rip out their liver with one fang. I’ve been with you for over 100 years; we’ve travelled the world together, killing and fucking and laughing. You’ll get your life back, I swear.”

This year we have chosen to be much more selective and only include the very best quotes we can find in each episode. These are quotes that we think can “stand on their own” and be used over and over, even outside True Blood.

Below are the most quotable and interesting quotes from Episode 4.06 “I wish I Was The Moon”.

Sookie: You’ve been running around sticking your fangs in who knows what else in every girl in town but the second I move on, you arrest him.

Bill: “Believe it or not my entire existence does not revolve around what or who is between you legs.”

Bill: I took an oath to protect the vampires of Louisiana.

Sookie: If you ever loved me, you won’t hurt him.

Bill: This is strictly business, vampire business. For once in your life I suggest you stay out of this.

Pam: Fuck you, pieces of me are falling off, I’m pissed.

Pam: Let me tell you a little something about King Bill, he’s a self loathing, power hungry, pompous little dork and you hate his guts.

Pam: Eric, snap the fuck out of it. You have no loyalty to Bill Compton, you are a Viking Vampire God and bow to no one. If someone crosses you, you rip out their liver with one fang. I’ve been with you for over 100 years; we’ve travelled the world together, killing and fucking and laughing. You’ll get your life back, I swear.

Eric: I’m not the vampire you think I am, not anymore.

Bill: I request a warrant to impose the true death.

Arlene: Terry, put it out, no smoking in the boudoir.

Arlene: The ghost of my serial killing ex fiance just tried to murder us in our sleep, we’re just peachy.

Andy: Listen Up, slum lord, I find out you risked my cousin’s life cheaping out on smoke alarms and wiring, I’m going to go through this dump with tweezers and if I discover even a toilet seat ain’t up to code, there’s going to be hell to pay.

Sam: I’ve had about all I’m going to take of this shit, these people lost everything, my retirement plan just went up in smoke. Now I don’t know what’s going on with you, but if you don’t shut the fuck up and stop fucking with me, I’m going to turn into a Doberman and chew off your God Damn face.

Andy: Then, I will call animal control and have you put to sleep.

Andy: Fighting crime, it’s a hell of a work out.

Lafayette: Goat tongue, for breakfast, wow, that smells, well done.

Tommy in a Sam suit: I don’t get why everyone treats you so special. You almost never show up and when you do you’re always dragging some kind of trouble with you. You figure you can shake that cute little blonde pony tail and cry, Sam will let you do anything, not today, get your stuff and get on outta here.

Maxine: If you see Tommy, you tell him he’s dead to me and I want my Bible back.

Jason: I’m in the middle of a secret, special police investigation here so I need you to back away from the door, get out of the house and don’t come back.

Sookie: I should’a known. This is a sex thing isn’t it?

Sookie: If you turn into a panther, won’t the handcuffs just fall off?

Jason: Sook, you gotta get out of here now because I’m never going to forgive myself if I bite your head off.

Debbie: I need community, isolation is bad for my sobriety.

Luis’ Maker Priest: Luis, Fear only sweetens the blood.

Lafayette: We’ve seen birds, bunnies and lizards, a kind a rat and a fucking coyote, can we please just kill something and get this over with?

Jason: The second I start sprouting fur, I want you to shoot me, right in the head.

Jason: What do you think that meant, change my kitty litter? I’m going to have claws and big fucking teeth.

Sookie: Everytime I get my head wrapped around one kind of sup, a new one comes along.

Jason: That goth guy at the mall, buying pentagram stretch pants. Scary.

Jason: I like being a regular old, all American human. I don’t want to be some freak of nature.

Sookie: Most of my life, when I said my prayers at night, I’d wish to God to be normal and then I realized there ain’t no such thing as normal. Everybody’s got something in them their ashamed of.

Sookie: You can’t run from what’s inside you, but it might be a blessing if you let it and I’ll be here to help you any way I can, other than shooting you in the head.

Tara: Last stop on the guided tour of Tara Thornton’s glamourous life, the dump I used to work at, Merlotte’s Bar & Grill, serving up craziness, seven days a week.

Jason: I’m a police officer and a werepanther, back off.

Jason: I got enough going on inside me, I don’t need you in there, too.

Sookie: Werepanthers, they’re basically like werewolves right, except, cats?

Debbie: Please tell me she did not just compare us to, cats?

Sookie: It’s hard to keep track of who y’all hate each other.

Sookie: Go shift, kill stuff, do whatever werewolves do. I got this.

Jessica: My old world was about that big, and now it’s endless.

Jason: Sometimes words just come outa my face and I have no idea what they mean.

Eric: According to my progeny, I am a barbarian thug who has never respected your authority; I don’t expect you to show me any mercy. The Vampire I used to be is a stranger to me. I have nothing to say in his defense, I will accept my sentence.”

Eric: Sookie, tell her, I was born the night she found me and because of her, I went to my true death knowing what it means to love. Tell her, Thank You.”

Eric: “She still cares for you, I saw it last night. After I’m gone, I hope you’ll find your way back to each other. “

Pam: Girls, there’s no need to squabble, there’s plenty of me to go around.

Marnie/Antonia: I know, I look different, but you made such a mess of my last body, this one will have to do.

Luis: You mad whore, you burnt my maker, this time you will scream.

 

Season 4 Episode 5 aired last Sunday and things are now starting to come together.  The Mickens are no more, Jesus and Lafayette go to Mexico, Bill rounds up the vampire sheriffs to help fight the wiccans and Eric and Sookie get together.

My favorite quote in this episode was from from Arlene when she said: “I’ve been praying to him (God) every night, but apparently my prayers are going to his voicemail.”  But, I just had to add this one because it’s so funny and is close to the heart of  a friend of mine, Bill says, “Oh, good, the world needs more beekeepers”

This year we have chosen to be much more selective and only include the very best quotes we can find in each episode. These are quotes that we think can “stand on their own” and be used over and over, even outside True Blood.

Below are the most quotable and interesting quotes from Episode 4.05 “Me And The Devil”.

 

Lafayette: “Hooker, you pissed off another vampire, and then you took another God damn nap.”

Lafayette: ”This kind of dog ate my homework excuse, it don’t reall fly with the vampires, because they sniff that shit and then they eat you like a fuckin’ pot pie.”

Lafayette: ”That’s some catchy shit for your headstone, good night.”

Godric: ”Drink with me, We will drain her and walk in the sun together.”

Godric: ”You are incapable of love, you are damned. You cannot be saved. You are a creature of death and the living are good for only good thing, and it is not love.”

Godric: ”Stop fighting your nature, drink.”

Hoyt: “You just saved my best friends life“.

Jessica: “It’s all in the wrist.”

Bill: ”This is impossible, we share a bloodline. From now on our relationship will be strictly professional.”

Sookie: “You’re not Ghandi, but no, you’re not evil.”

Sookie: “If someone had told me a week ago that I be curled up in bed with Eric Northman, stroking his hair, I would have…It’s just that you weren’t always like this, gentle, sweet, but it suits you.”

Sookie: “It’s what Godric would have wanted. He was the most human of vampires I ever met.”

Eric: ”Strange to miss someone you don’t remember.”

Bill: “Oh, good, the world needs more beekeepers”

Pam: “I’m through making nice Bill, I can put up with a lot but when you fuck with my face, it’s time to die.”

Pam: “Look at my fucking face. Convene your sheriffs so we can kill this uppety wiccan cunt.”

Bill: “Maybe there’s a cosmetic solution, some extra lipstick. Well, the veil then.”

Lafayette: “Packing light and being me don’t mix.”

Lafayette: “Goat killer!”

Tommy: “I fucked up, Sam.”

Jason: ”I swear, as much as I love it, every bad thing that’s ever happened to me is becuase of sex.”

Jason: “It started out so innocent, so innocent with me chasin’ after Crystal’s cute little butt and ended up with me in a shack getting repeatedly violated.

Jason: “Maybe God’s punishing me for having too much sex. God’s sayin, Jason Stackhouse you have fucked too many women now let’s see how you like it.”

Lettie Mae: ”I was posessed by a deamon, so I have first hand knowledge.”

Sookie: ”I’m a real social butterfly myself. The way I see it, a stranger is just a friend you haven’t met yet.”

Sookie: ”Lady, when my gran tells me to run, I run.”

Tommy: “I ain’t gonna let no cop take you Sam, I’ll kill him first.”

Tommy: “I ain’t killed him.”

Sam: ”And, Jesus wept.”

Sookie: “You gotta be honest with the people you love.”

Tara: “You got a short God damn memory, this is the fucker who sold you out to Russell Edgington, he tricked you into drinking his blood, he locked Lafayette in a dungeon and tortured him, you hate Eric Northman.”

BIll: “Insanity comes with the job.”

Lafayette: “Whoever it is, looks like grandpa still got some lead in the pencil”

Tommy: “Its in the ten commandments, don’t kill shit and don’t fuck with you parents, I did both.”

Sam: “They stole from me, I figured if they can break that commandment, I can break a different one.”

Sam: “You don’t know what’s in you until sometimes, it just pops out.”

Sam: “Gators love marshmallows, you should know that.”

Arlene: “I’ve been praying to him (God) every night, but apparently my prayers are going to his voicemail.”

Terry: “Don’t sell God short, ok?  He loves, love and we got a lot of love in this family.”

Terry: ”You can’t jinx God’s will.”

Jason: “Hey, could we not talk about you right now?”

Jessica: ”It’s up to you stud, it’s your dream.”

Jason: “Oh my gravy!”

Eric: “Your pain is my fault.”

Sookie: “I wouldn’t be with you know if I didn’t know in my heart that you’ve changed. I’ve seen you change, and I like you.”

Eric: ”There’s a light in you, it’s beautiful, I couldn’t bear it if I snuffed it out.”

Pam: “Do you know nothing of our history?”

Bill: “Vampires have often found it advantageous to maintain a hidden presence in humanities most powerful institutions. In the 1600’s that was the Catholic Church and today, as you all know it’s Googling and Fox News.”

Pam: “If anyone deserves the truth death its that witch, look at me, I’m rotting.”

Pam: “I’m sorry, Eric.”

 

This year we have chosen to be much more selective and only include the very best quotes we can find in each episode. These are quotes that we think can “stand on their own” and be used over and over, even outside True Blood. Certainly, you may think other quotes are better than those we chose, so feel free to add you comments below if you have a favorite that is not included here. Remember, though the quote should stand on it’s own and understood out of context.

 

I don’t think that this particular episode included that many really good quotes, however, Pam of course, made my favorite quote which is: “Listen Bitch, I don’t have time for this, fix my maker!“

 

Below are the most quotable and interesting quotes from Episode 4.04 “I’m Alive And On Fire”

 

Sookie: You can’t have more, there isn’t anymore, you drank the whole fairy and you’re going to your room.

Bill: You’re not supposed to think, your supposed to follow protocol.

Pam:  You like the feel of it, don’t you Bill, that crown.

Jason:  I don’t know why you’re cryin’, I’m the one who’s getting raped.

Hot Shot Clan girl (horny patty):  My brother husband, he just bites the back of my neck and  holds me down ‘ till it’s over. You’re the best I ever had. Next!

Luther:  “Breed Ghost Daddy, breed.

Becky:  “I’ll cut off your thing, if you put up a fight”.

Jason: This ain’t the way it should be. Your first time, it should be special.

Nan: I am trying to salvage the future for equality for vampires in this country after Russell Edgington butchered a man on televisio.n

Nan: You sent Eric Northman after wiccans, are you fucking insane?

Nan: Some old hippies levitated a dead bird, so what?

Nan: Remember Salem?  We all thought it was such a threat when it was just a bunch of Puritan-ettes who needed a good lay.

Nan:  No Dead humans or I will have your ass.

Nan: How many retired kings do you know?

Maxine: I am a lioness and if you even lay a finger on him, I will punch your ticket but good, do you hear me?

Felton: Sex is kinda gross, but it feels good don’t it?  Tell Uncle Daddy Felton all about it.

Lafayette: If you fully realized what fucking vampire you fucked with, you’d never sleep again.

Marnie: People are so violent, so perplexing, just leave me alone with the dead.

Lafayette: I tell you what, you get her ass on the God Damn goddess line and tell her to turn this curse fuckin’ round.

Sookie: There’s big gators in there you crazy Viking, get on out of there and let’s go home before one of them chomps off your you know what.

Melinda: Shoot my baby? I could kill him.  Getting rid of that child was the best decision I ever made.

Sookie:  Debbie Pelt’s still Debbie Pelt, she’s an addict and a murderer and she still lives in your house and I’m not judging you.

Crystal: I’m big mama kitty now, finally.  Everybody gonna do what I say.  Bon Temp ain’t your home no more, you’re gonna be panther man and ghost daddy to our clan.

Crystal: I’ll be waiting for you Jason, full moon!

Debbie: You’re in my bed, I ain’t worried about no Sookie.

Andy:  Grand-mama, I can’t sit here all night being circumspect, I have a big job and have big things to do. Nite, y’all.

Bill: I thoroughly enjoy a good coddling.

Portia: Vampire vision

Portia: Don’t you walk away from me, I’m a lawyer, I’m a terrier, I will not let this go.

Bill: Elizabeth Harris was the daughter of Lionel Harris and Sarah Compton, Sarah was my daughter. You’re my great, great, great, great granddaughter.

Sookie: The real Eric, I meant the Eric with his memories. Not much gets him down.  Sure he’s a rascal and a troublemaker and most of the time I’d like to slap the smile off his face, but he’s a happy vampire.

Eric: I’ll never swim in the sun again, never feel the heat on my skin, never see the daylight in your hair.

Sookie:  The night time’s not so bad, you’ve still got the stars and the sky.

Eric: If you kiss me, I promise to be happy.

Sookie: What reason do you have not to trust me.  When have I lied to you, ever?

Melinda:  I’m fixing to bust, I’m so proud.  My baby’s an educated man.

Joe Lee: You will learn obedience, loyalty, family, son you done drew your last free breath.

Pam:  Reverse the spell or I’ll bite your fucking head off.

Pam: You guys are so lame you can’t even turn around your own magic, you’re as good as dead anyway.

Lafayette: Well so are you bitch, ain’t nobody here to keep you safe and we know where you fuckin live at.

Pam: There’s always a special place in my dungeon for you Lafayette.

Pam: Are you fuckin’ retarded?

Marnie: Stop sayin’ fuck, I can’t concentrate.

Pam: Listen bitch, I don’t have time for this, fix my maker!

Marnie (via Antonia):  Corrupt, unsanctified corpse that walks, behold your true self.

 

 

 

Season 4 Episode 3 aired last Sunday and things are really getting going. I feel for poor Jason who is still tied to that bed after three episodes.  I can’t wait until is he freed.

My favorite quote in this episode was from Bill again when he gave advice to Jessica on her relationship with Hoyt. He said, “Vamp up, if you love him, you tell the truth, period.” In my opinion, these are wise words to live by.

 
This year we have chosen to be much more selective and only include the very best quotes we can find in each episode. These are quotes that we think can “stand on their own” and be used over and over, even outside True Blood.

Below are the most quotable and interesting quotes from Episode 4.03 “If you Love Me, Why Am I Dyin’?.”

 

Sookie: I am not your fucking dinner.
Eric: I know what I am, I just don’t know who I am.
Eric: Everything I was, was taken from me.
Tara: It’s been a while since I’ve been attacked by a Vampire, and guess what, it still sucks.
Luther: Nature doesn’t need to be smart, nature is nature.
Guy from Vamps-Kill.com: Wake Up America, before we’re all dead.
Bill: I am the authority, you idiot!
Jessica: I’m not stupid, I’m just unfaithful.
Bill: Imagine how hurt he’d feel if he ever found out from someone else.
Bill: Vamp up, if you love him, you tell the truth, period.
Pam: Dial it back a notch Jethro, you’re starting to piss me off.
Sookie: Oh great, now I have to deal with witches?
Sookie: Eric tasted me against my will, so technically you “fang raped” me.
Jessica: I am so sorry for what I did and I am even more sorry for what I’m doing now.
Lafayette: Boyfriend, you don’t need to learn nothing from nobody, you is perfect just the way you is.
Lafayette: I’m going to beddy bed, ya’ll bitches clean, nite.
Andy: God grant me the serenity; fuck it.
Andy: You think just cause I know you can turn into flies and dogs and dog shit for all I know; you think that gives you the right to flagrantly butt my authority?
Debbie: I would have made amends a long time ago if I didn’t think you were dead.
Crystal: You always was wonderin’ what your purpose was in life, well this is it right here, to save out people from going extinct.
Crystal: You ain’t sick, you’re being reborn as one of us, as our new ghost daddy.
Sam: I don’t mind sharing with you, but that fucking hurt. The life we got is the life we got.
Bill: I can never love you. One needs a young heart to take the leap that love requires of us and my heart, like every other part of me, is no longer young.
Pam: It’s one thing to fuck with me, that doesn’t make me angry that just makes me laugh, but fuck with my maker, and you’re just asking for it.
Pam: I will give you 24 hours to deliver that witch to me, and if you don’t, I will personally eat, fuck and kill all three of you.
Marnie: I’ve tasted your power and I know it don’t come cheap and ‘I’m willing to pay the price.”
Marnie: All my entire life I have wanted to mean something, to know for once and for all why I was born with one foot in the other world. Make me your servant, I beg you. Please come.
Jason: “I wish I never laid eyes on you Crystal Norris. You ain’t worth the trouble you’ve caused me; you ain’t nothin’ but a hillbilly junkie.”
Sookie: ““You just killed my fairy godmother.”