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Something we enjoy to do each week is to pull out the True Blood quotes that we think are the best from each episode. The criteria for a quote to make our list is that the it must stand on it’s own when taken out of context.

In the finale episode, “Save Yourself” Bill’s transformation was THE huge shocker.  Jason and Pam had their typical great one liners, but Bill’s final speech was my favorite quote from this episode. Even though very misguided, it was a great speech given just before he drank Lilith’s blood.

Bill: I have spent my entire life as a vampire apologizing, believing I was inherently wrong somehow, living in fear. Fear that God had foresaken me, that I was damned, but Lilith grants us freedom from fear. ~Vicissitudes 9:24 “Fear not, for my blood is beyond fear – fear of sin, fear of mankind, fear of retribution. For thou art begat by God, and this world is but a spring to slake thy sacred thirst.”

Here are the other memorable quotations from this episode:

Eric: Well, that felt even better than I thought it would.

Jason and Eric: Fanger, bloodbag, leach, breather, dead fuck, meat sack.

Nora: You smell like something I once dreamed of.

Jason: If I want to be a fool, I will be a fool; that is my God give right as an American.

Pam: One of the worst things about being immortal is having to watch this same stupid scenario happen over and over, it’s usually the humans though. Guess this proves we’re just as fucking retarded as they are.

Pam: Must all roads lead to fucking Sookie?

Alcide’s Dad: Worst part about being a parent, no matter how hard you try, you can’t keep your kids from learning what a shit hole this world is.

Alcide: The words are great, deeds are better.

Jason: Before things what, spin outta control?  That train has already sailed.

Jason: The time for tolerance is over.

Maurella: My light broke.

Bill: My beautiful prophet.

Jason: Maybe we’d be better off going through life without thinkin’ something good’s waiting for us down the road, maybe we wouldn’t keep getting hurt if we just expected the worst.

Arlene: Who knew watching an alien give birth could be so comforting.

Lafayette: Are you kidding me it’s always the weird stuff that’s the best.

Holly: It’s a girl, with no umbilical chord.

Maurella to Andy: You sired them now it is your responsibility to see that at least half of them live until adulthood. I honor what was, is and will never be.

Rosalyn: Compton and Salome are off buttering each other’s biscuits half the time. Ever since Roman cashed in his chips, the work ethic around here has just gone straight to hell.

Eric: See what you’ve been missing working for the fucking Authority?

Salome: This is not a movement Bill, this is the fucking rapture. All you’ve seen and you still doubt; that is why I am stronger.

Bill: Of course it was a competition, but the weak spot for you, Salome, and it’s always has been, is that you’re not very good at predicting an adversaries behavior. Possibly because of your monumental narcissism.

Bill: I would never desecrate the holy grail.

Salome: Lilith chose wisely.

Eric: She’s a mad God Bill, she is nothing but destruction, don’t do it.

Sookie: Bill this isn’t you?

Bill: What the fuck do you know about me. For all you know everything I did with you was an act, calculated to get a particular response.

Sookie: You’re stronger than this, you are capable to sympathy and kindness and generosity. You are unique among all the vampires I’ve met. Don’t throw that away.

Bill: I have spent my entire life as a vampire apologizing, believing I was inherently wrong somehow, living in fear. Fear that God had forsaken me, that I was damned, but Lilith grants us freedom from fear ~Vicissitudes 9:24, “Fear not, for my blood is beyond fear – fear of sin, fear of mankind, fear of retribution. For thou art begat by God, and this world is but a spring to slake thy sacred thirst.”

Bill: I told you the first night we met, vampires often turn on those they love the most.

Something we enjoy to do each week is to pull out the True Blood quotes that we think are the best from each episode. The criteria for a quote to make our list is that the it must stand on it’s own when taken out of context.

In episode 11, “Sunset,” Bill seems to have really gone off the deep end, Sookie and Jason are in danger from Russell and Sam is about to be breakfast.   My favorite quote from this episode was, once again, said by Pam:

Pam: Since when did I become a halfway house for wayward baby vamps?

Here are the other memorable quotations from this episode:
 

Lilith: Only one can lead us, I choose you! (she says this to almost all of the vampires).

Bill: It’s taken me a long while to come to terms with the fact that part of accepting Lilith within my heart is distancing myself from the trivial matters of humans.

Bill: I found a better way, Lilith’s way. Jason and Sookie and the inhabitants of Bon Temp are no longer our concern, they are food, nothing more.

The Book of Lilith as recited by Jessica: The greatest gift you can give a human is to make them vampire.

Sookie:  Kinda strange to find out you were sold to a vampire 300 years ago.

Nora: This is a Sanguinist regime now.  Lilith has guided us to our rightful place and there we will lead all vampire mankind.

Eric: God is a vampire.

Tara: We cleaned it all up. There’s not a drop of Elijah anywhere, we went over this place with a toothbrush.

Pam: The Authority can do whatever they want with you and your body.

Pam: Since when did I become a halfway house for wayward baby vamps?

Holly’s son: I’m sorry for putting your butt up on Facebook.

Holly’s son Rocky:  Sorry I cannot scrape the image of your ass from the back wall of my mind, sorry that I’m going to have to waste all of my mother’s hard earned tips in years of therapy and probably end up incarcerated anyway.

Jason: If there’s anything that I learned from my time as QB1 is that the best defense is a good offense, so no more pussy footing around Russell, it’s game time!

Lafayette: I’m a bitch, not a snitch, love it!

Terry: She saves my life every day.

Arlene:  Andy Bellefleur, did you put that bun in her oven?

Pam: When Vampires live together for a long time they form a nest and become sadistic and crazy. From what you’re telling me drinking that Lilith’s blood is making him into a nest on steroids.

Pam: Maybe later we can braid each other’s hair and talk about boys.

Tara about Pam: She’s a lot of bark and, a lot of bite.

Rosalyn: A maker always knows when their progeny dies. He was only one of 204, but it’s like a cold spike in your heart.

Lilith: Drink of Me, Drink All of me.

Russell: Jesus, I actually met him, he was a boring hippy who smelled of Patchouli.

Russell: Look, we got ourselves a “hunk” sandwich.

Russell: As I live and breathe, a fairy.

Russell: Impressive, you are turbo charged.

Russell: Heaven, thy name is faery. Thank you so much, I’d love to come to dinner.

Something we enjoy to do each week is to pull out the True Blood quotes that we think are the best from each episode. The criteria for a quote to make our list is that the it must stand on it’s own when taken out of context.

In episode 10, “Gone, Gone, Gone,” we saw the heartbreaking of Hoyt on the show when Jessica glamoured him to forget her and Jason, we also saw Russell, in his fashion, reject the teachings of Lilith and we saw Sookie learn more about Warlow.   My favorite quote from this episode was, once again, said by Pam:

Pam:  We procreate because we want to, not because some dickhead dipped in afterbirth told us to.

Here are the other memorable quotations from this episode:
Russell: All this talk of killing has made me positively ravenous, who wants to go out and eat?

Russell: I thought the book of fucking Lilith wanted us to go out and hunt, or is there some chapter where we’re supposed to be sitting around memorizing index cards.

Maxine: I had to practically stand over your hospital bed to keep that Cheeto headed tramp from trying to giver you her blood.

Pam:  Well, fuck me, he can count past 5.

Bill: You saved my life, in return we will save your soul.

Godric:  My blood is in you, I’m with you always.  Lilith is a godless, god, she will lead you and all around you to destruction.

Godric: I have done what you have failed to do, “ I’ve evolved.”

Pam:  We procreate because we want to, not because some dickhead dipped in afterbirth told us to.

Pam: You and me, we live in the wind, just like I did with Eric.  We don’t need this place, it’s four walls and plaster, that’s all.

Hoyt: My home is where my mama smothers me, and my girl left me for my best friend, and a bunch of barrack Obamas nearly got me killed.

Hoyt: I want you gone out of my head.  I want to lay down, go to sleep and not dream about you ever again.

Hoyt: Please take this hurt away from me so I can go on havin’ my life. Please.

Jason:  Who’s the smart one now?

Lafayette: This bitch can burn if she ain’t slinging for 200 rednecks every night.

Andy:  I don’t say this to many men, but I love you.

Lafayette: Ah, but baby don’t get used to it because once this vampire situation is over, folks are gonna be back or we’re gonna be dead, one or the other.

Eric: I humbly beg your forgiveness. I refused to recognize what was clear to all of us. Lilith came to me and she destroyed my maker whom I was worshiping as a false God.  We are the children of Lilith and it is her that we must obey.  And to you, I give thanks for your mercy and I forgive you for your sins against my family.  We are made again, we are brothers now in the eyes of Lilith.  As we are one in her blood we must lay down our swords against one another.

Russell: If Lilith wills it, so be it, even though you’re getting the better end of the deal.

Bill: My world is full of wonder and mystery again.

Jessica: Sounds like the Bible study my parents made me do.

Bill: It’s not that different, they just had the wrong book.

Tara: I don’t know nothin’ about birthin’ no baby vampires.

Elijah: Ice your clam, let me take a look.

Tara: We’re not running, no one fucks with us in our house.

Rev. Newlin: Emma, you know that daddy doesn’t like it when you’re human.  Do you want Nigel to eat you?

Russell: Are we seriously sitting here discussing education reform.  Are we vampires or school marms?

Russell: How do you propose we seek our rightful place in the hierarchy of beings when we’re helpless as hamsters for 12 hours out of the day?

Russell about faeries:  Their blood is like sucking on heaven.

Russell: Please, give me an excuse to kill the both of you or hell, why not all of you.  I am 3000 years old; I am stronger than all of you combined.  How long did you think I would be your lap dog.? I offered you the opportunity to share in the greatest advancement in the history of our race, and the small mindedness of your religion has literally kept you in the dark.  You can have your Lilith, I will not be constrained by your God or anyone else’s, I will have the sun.

Something we enjoy to do each week is to pull out the True Blood quotes that we think are the best from each episode. The criteria for a quote to make our list is that the it must stand on it’s own when taken out of context.

In episode 9, “Everybody Wants To Rule The World,” two story-lines finally ended and now we can focus on the vampires. There were so many good quotes this episode,  I just can’t pick one.  Let us know which quote is your favorite.  

Here are the other memorable quotations from this episode:

Steve Newlin: There once was cock and a hen who gave lunch to a goose in a pen. Good Lord said the goose, bless this food for our use and to us to thy service, Amen.

Eric: I’m a 1000 years older than you, put the baby fangs away before you piss me off.

Eric: I don’t speak techie, translate.

Molly: We’re totally, fucking fucked.

Lafayette: I ain’t Whoopi Goldberg in Ghost, although I’m way prettier.

Lafayette: I ain’t Gmail for dead bitches, send your own God Damn messages.

Pam: We’re going to do what every sane vampire in this country is going to do, pretend to still be drinking this shit, like good little main-streamers, and in private, we discretely feed on humans.

Pam: There are two things I try to stay away from, humans that eat fish and politics. So whatever comes next, we are keeping our heads down, our tits up and the Tru Blood flowin’.

Pam: Just because we drank a bitch together does not make us Oprah and Gail. Get the fuck back to work.

Tara: Suck me, Vampire Barbie.

Eric: Hey, I have a great idea, why don’t we blow up all the Tru Blood factories and start a civil war, Praise Lilith!

Bill: I am lost, I don’t know who to trust. Everything I believed in has been turned upside down.

Eric: We’d better get back to slaughtering people in the name of God.

Lafayette: Shit knows, Nancy Drew.

Lafayette: Dead folk, why you gotta be so cryptic? It ain’t cute.

Jason: Don’t let her out of your sight, I don’t care if she’s sleeping or takin’ a dump.

Jason: Being a vampire sure has got it’s perks, the no dumpin’ and all, but being deep fried when the sun comes up sure levels the playin’ field.

Jason: Maybe it’s ‘cause they don’t wanna get recognized.

Jason: Their stripping vampires in the sun, melting them like marshmallows.

Andy: No, the President of the United States is not actually in Renard Parrish shooting and kidnapping people.

Jason: If this dragon has turned on Hoyt, I ain’t never gonna forgive myself for a long, long time.

Andy: Don’t be too hard on yourself, you use your dick for a compass, me, I’m just a bad cop.

Andy: We assaulted a prisoner today, now Jo Bob is a son of a bitch, but it is my job to protect son of a bitches, too and vampyrs and shifters, were chickens, and  whatever the hell else is out there.

Bud: All the law ever gave me was cancer, a sexless marriage and cancer in my ass.

Eric: It must be peaceful to be so sure of something no room for doubt or remorse.

Nora: Faith isn’t magic, anyone can do it.

Eric: Yes, but it requires surrendering; I’ve never been a fan of that.

Nora: Still such a fucking Viking, even after all these years.

Nora: Believing in something other than yourself doesn’t make you weak Eric, even the tallest tree knows it’s existence depends on the soil between its roots and the sun and the rain upon it’s branches.

Eric: I don’t want to fight you, I want to believe.

Sweety Des Artes: We’re making a political statement, ass for brains. The world’s gone to the pigs, so we’re feeding the sups to the pigs. Get it!

Sweety Des Artes: Toss her in there, give those porky’s something to chew on.

Bud: Humans Rule!

Sookie to Sam: Were you a pig or did I dream that?

Iraqi Woman: Blood has been paid with Blood.

Pam: Number 1, there’s no feeding on humans in Fangtasia, number fucking 2, get outta my maker’s thrown before I stake you all over it.

Elijah: Everybody, grab a human, drinks are on me.

Sookie: I’ll be fine just as soon as I wash the pig out of my hair.

Steve Newlin: My father was allergic to everything except God.

Russell: Stick with me darlin’ and I’ll give you the world.

Russell: The smarter the creature, the more discipline it needs.

Russell: Did you think my blood was free? You silly, silly dog.

Eric: You fucking traitor

Bill: I’m doing this for you, you’ve been chosen by Lilith, this is what God wants.

Something we enjoy to do each week is to pull out the True Blood quotes that we think are the best from each episode. The criteria for a quote to make our list is that the it must stand on it’s own when taken out of context.

In episode 8, “Someone That I Used to Know,” I can’t deny the power that Denis O’Hare wields when Russell is given great lines by the writers. While there were some good quotes this episode, his were the best and my favorite was:

Russell: God has the most beautiful tits I’ve ever seen. I have never been called devout but watching Lilith shoot out of a blood pool while I suck down a bride to the dulcet strains of “You Light Up My Life” well “Praise Lilith, Praise Jesus, Praise Moses’ cock, I am born again.

Here are the other memorable quotations from this episode:

Andy to Redneck: Shut up, Butt plug.

Jason to Sookie: You are who you are ‘cause you got Mama and Daddy inside of you and you want to get rid of that to feel normal. And even if you unfairy yourself, it ain’t never gonna feel right until we find out who killed our parents.

Vampire hater to Jessica: They say my blood, it’s like a God Damn milkshake, you don’t even need no straw.

Russell: God has the most beautiful tits I’ve ever seen. I have never been called devout but watching Lilith shoot out of a blood pool while I suck down a bride to the dulcet strains of “You Light Up My Life” well “Praise Lilith, Praise Jesus, Praise Moses’ cock, I am born again.

Nigel: For the first time in a decade, I ate a child. I took his life inside of me and it was right.

Nigel: I need a baby; Lilith wants me to eat a baby.

Bill: Immortality is a curse.

Andy: Now listen here fuck stick I’ve been hauling your ass in here since High school, but this time you’re gonna go to prison until the God Damn Rapture unless you start talking. I want names and address and unless I get ‘em my taser is gonna ask you nuts to the big dance.

Andy: I hate this God Damn town.

Lafayette: Hooker I ain’t in the helpin’ business no more, I’m in the fuck off while I smoke a blunt business and business is about to pick way the fuck up.

Andy: That’s his girlfriend; she turned into him; now she’s stuck.

Jason: I don’t care a twirly fuck about your vampires.

Tara: Uppity? Listen you white trash fuck twat, we’re not in high school anymore so if you let any more of that racist bullshit fall out of your mouth I’m gonna rip out your heart and fry it up with some grits and collard greens.

Pam: You don’t know me that well, my mad face and my happy face are the same.

Pam: You are worthless, you’re only purpose is to serve Tara Thornton. You will worship Tara. Everything about her is a revelation. You exist only for Tara’s nourishment. You will consider it a privilege to let your racist peckerwood blood shoot into her gorgeous cocoa mouth. You are an unpaid food whore, a slave and Tara is your master.

Lafayette: Terry Baby, you got to kill Patrick or either he’s got to kill you.

Russell: Have you ever been to Hong Kong, it’s the most wonderful place on earth, Asian men with British accents giving you a Shiatsu rub down and you feel like James Bond.

Bill: Evolving!

Something we enjoy to do each week is to pull out those quotes that we think are the best from each episode. The criteria for a quote to make our list is that the it must stand on it’s own when taken out of context.

In episode 7, “In The Beginning,” for me, there were two “best lines.”. One was said by Pam, when she spoke to Tara about her mama and the other by Godric, which foreshadowed what is to come. 

Pam: A hundred years from now, you won’t even remember her, this I promise you.
Godric: This is wrong, you know this…but your sister does not. Save her, my son.

Below is our top quotes from episode 5.07:

Jason: Let’s just plug her in and charge her back up.

Kevin: TMI, Coroner Spencer

Andy: Jesus, tits on Christ, this has got to be the worst night of my life.

Sam: Who knew bigots bought in bulk.

Hoyt: Right here, right now I feel more love in this hate group then I ever felt at church or basketball or anywhere for that matter.

Jo Bob: Hate groups is about more than hate.

Russell: Bygones, it’s olive branch time.

Russell: I have been born again, made again in my new maker’s image.

Salome: The guardian’s blood is sacrosanct; he alone shall determine when his essence will flow.  What happened tonight is inevitable.

Salome: Too much vampire blood has been spilled in the singular pursuit of power and why when there is more than enough to go around.

Eric: Never, you Bible banging cunt.

Bill: I still believe that without peaceful coexistence between our species, neither species will survive. Mainstreaming is the only way.

Alcide: I don’t know what kind of experience you had with V, but if you’ve ever known anyone on it, it’s not just a drug it’s like swallowing death, you take it and it’s like dead inside.

Alcide: Respectfully Martha, your son don’t have a grave because ya’ll ate him.

Martha: Don’t get all literal on me Rambo.

Lafayette: Oh Lordy have mercy on my soul. Have mercy on the whole messed up human race.

Sam:  No way, I’d say you’ve got to keep fighting stupidity.  Every mind you change is one less on the bad guy side.

Lettie Mae: How could you do this to me? I’m a minister’s wife now, I can’t have any daughter of mine being a vampire. I came here to tell you that from this day forward you are dead to me girl.  I came to say goodbye.  I ain’t afraid of you child, I got Jesus at my back.

Russell:  I universally disavow myself of my statements.  I love Lilith, praise her.

Eric: It’s vampire blood, we’re vampires, it’s not going to do anything.

Bill: We will walk, where and when we want. The streets are yours no longer.

Steve Newlin: I’m like a tree in the wind, I’m just so happy to be included.

Pam: A hundred years from now, you won’t even remember her, this I promise you.

JD: End of days is comin’……. a war between vampires and humans and God be damned if you get caught in the middle.

Patrick: It would be very ironic, two men waiting to die by fire and they up freezing to death.

Jason: I ain’t never fucked a cow.

Jessica: Get the fuck out of my mansion.

Godric: This is wrong, you know this…but your sister does not. Save her, my son.

Episode 6 of the season had many quotable quotes, mostly from the Authority scenes, in my opinion.

Something we enjoy to do each week is to pull out those quotes that we think are the best. The criteria for a quote to make our list is that the it must stand on it’s own when taken out of context.

In this episode, the best line was said by Russell who always has something profound to say: 

Russell: Peace is for Pussies.

Below is our top quotes from episode 5.06:

Pam: You did good out their fighting, made me proud, Proud of the way a human is proud of a well trained dog, nothing more.

Bill to Sookie: And you will live you life as you were meant to live it, in the sun with others like you, human.

Hoyt: I’m exercising my constitutional right to be a dirty fangbanger.

Eric: Enough of this religious bullshit already and Lilith can fuckin’ blow me.

Sookie: Bye, I’m just gonna stay here and quietly slip into a coma.

Martha: You need to get away from me before I hurt you.

Ruby J: Jesus loves you La La through and through, don’t you ever forget that. Jesus loves the little faggots.

Rikki: God, he is such a fuckin’ parody of himself, I hate him.

J.D.: Put your fucking meat where your bark is.

J.D.: Well, I guess I seen this comin’ because you’re way to fucking pretty to not be stupid.

Eric to Bill: Boyscout.

Bill to Eric: Delinquent

Roman: My boys, my boys, there are my boys. From here on out, officially known as the guys who took down Russell Edgington.

Eric: I was never religious, but as long as the affairs of humans do not personally impact me, I do remain a “pacifist.”

Roman: You are just too cool for school to admit that you believe in something other than yourself.

Roman: We’re at war, just because we have found one very visible enemy, does not mean the war is over.

Roman: I must admit that I do find it ironic that we proponents of co-existence find it so difficult to co-exist with our enemies, but the reason for that is simple, they are evil, cloaking themselves in Lilith to justify their sadism, their greed, their lust. Lilith herself is not evil.

Roman: Blessed be the children of men, for they are banished from the night without end. De-flame their sparks from the fire and last as long.

Terry to Arlene: I’m being hunted by an evil smoke monster that wants to kill me and everyone I love.

Arlene to Terry: You’ve gone off your meds haven’t you?

Jason: That’s my sister, you faery fuckers, bring her back her!

Claude to Sookie: Faeries naturally adjust to the standard of frequency we travel.

Andy to Sam : Jesus, tits, you just saved my life.

Nora: It’s happening, it’s finally happening. God’s plan made manifest by her, thank you Lilith.

Russell: In the name of my ass. You think you’re any better than the sanguinistas? You use Lilith to justify your blood lust for power, just like they do to justify their blood lust for humans, you’re both fucking hypocrites. I am the only honest one here I want to gorge on human blood, not because some fucking bible tells me to because I like it, it’s fun, it makes my dick hard.

Russell: You were a pompous self-righteous prick in the fucking renaissance and you still are one today. This is all about your ego.

Roman: This is about order, instead of chaos; this is about mercy, instead of sadism. It is about balance; it is about peace.

Russell: Peace is for Pussies.

Episode 5 of the season had many quotable quotes and, as far as I’m concerned, was the best episode this season, so far.

Something we enjoy to do each week is to pull out those quotes that we think are the best. The criteria for a quote to make our list is that the it must stand on it’s own when taken out of context.

In this episode, the best line was said by Eric to Doug who talks about never having visited New York city: 

Eric: “New York City smells like pee and the people are rude.”

Below is our top quotes from episode 5.05:
Eric: Alcide, you sure know how to treat a lady.

Sookie: A 3000 year old vampire wants to suck my blood, must be Thursday. What are you’all waitin’ for, let’s go hunt Russell. Onwards into the jaws of death, boot n rally.

Tara: If I wanted to look like a drag queen, I would have raided Lafayette’s closet.

Pam: I want you to sit on your ass and play scrabble.

Tara: The more things change, the more they fuckin’ stay the same.

Tara: I’m many things, but sweet ain’t one of them.

Pam: I saved your fucking life and lent you some truly exquisite clothes, but if you do anything to mess with Fangtasia, I will silver you and stick you in a coffin to rot until the next millennium.

Prisoner: Drew is Goo.

Jessica: We’re going to live forever, we’re going to be young forever. The world is open to us.

Molly: If you don’t make it, it’s been rad serving you, peace out.

Sookie: First of all, I’ve seen enough horror movies to know you don’t split up when you’re in a big scary building and there’s a crazed killer on the loose. Second, I think it’s fair to say that my microwave fingers and the sun are about the only things that seem to have any effect on Russell. So the way I see it, it’s me protecting you from him, instead of the other way around. Third, I’ve got a headache, I’ve got to pee something fierce, so I’d just assume we get this thing over with.

Jason: Vampires, they’ve been gettin’ away with this shit forever.

Eric: New York City smells like pee and the people are rude.

Hanging Prisoner: Please don’t take me, it’s not my turn. I’m too skinny. I was on Atkins and lost 40 lbs. Fatties first!

Russell: As my great love Talbot used to say when we were buck hunting, give it your best shot!

The following is not a single quote that can stand on it’s own, as our criteria calls for, but I decided to include it here because I found Roman’s speech to be quite profound and it seems to sum up the premise for the whole season. I just wish it hadn’t taken 6 episodes to get to it though.

Roman: There are traitors in our midst, those that seek to tear down all that we have built together. As guardian, I am tasked with not only our political future, but the spiritual salvation of vampires everywhere. The question before us is, are we willing to share this world?

The choice is ours, do we return to a time to when we skulked in the dark, hiding in the shadows, or are we willing to extend the promise of Lilith and her bountiful mercy to all humanity and live as equals.

The sanguinistas say we are going against our nature and Lilith commands us to feed as the pinnacle of the food chain, but they are wrong. For, if we let out sins flourish, if we are slaves to our blood lusts, if we let our hunger for power surpass our common decency, we doom ourselves to damnation. So let it be known, we will not concede the floor to the depraved and desperate tyranny of mad men and fanatics. We will not stand by while zealots hijack the righteousness of our cause. We will fight and let the night cleanse us of our sins and lead us to victory.

Episode 4 of the season didn’t really have that many quotable quotes, but what it lacked in quotations, it made up with emotion. 

Something we enjoy to do each week is to pull out those quotes that we think are the best. The criteria for a quote to make our list is that the it must stand on it’s own when taken out of context.

In this episode, the best line was said by Andy Bellefleur before Jessica glamoured him to forget about the death of Debbie Pelt: 

“I’m the dog in this analogy and I ain’t tired of looking for a rat because I know something’s fishy.”

Below is our top quotes from episode 5.04:

Andy: I’m the dog in this analogy and I ain’t tired of looking for a  rat because I know something’s fishy.

Eric: You are my only progeny, my one legacy, I need you to live when I’m gone.

Eric: You are my child, as I was the child of Godric. You were born into greatness and you’re a maker now, our blood will thrive.

Bill: As prescribed by the one true vampire authority, I am still the sole sovereign of the state of Louisiana untill I meet the true death or, until they change their mind.

Bill: I think I’ve done well.

Judge: You can look and you definitely can touch.

Pam: It’s way past sundown and no vampire of mine sleeps past midnight.

Tara: I can’t look at another person like she’s dinner.

Pam: This is who you are now, the top of the food chain, no human can hurt you any longer, they’re yours to savor.

Roman: Alert your constituents, there will be no more rebellions, no furtuer opposition to our just cause. You will fall in line. Am I understood? Bless the Blood.

Sookie: I killed your ex girlfriend and you’re still speaking to me?

Episode 3 of the season was full of great quotes. Something we enjoy to do each week is to pull out those quotes that we think are the best. Raelle Tucker was in true form as writer, providing many excellent examples. The criteria for a quote to make our list is that the it must stand on it’s own when taken out of context.

There were a couple of good ones (in the list below) from Rosalyn Harris and we loved it when Bill talks to Eric about  ”sloppy seconds,”  that just hit it’s mark.

But, in this episode, the best line was said by Tina Majorino as a Vampire Authority member when she said to Eric and Bill: 

“You guys are too cute to be goo.”

Below is our top quotes from episode 5.03:

Pam: Go back to dry humping each other or buying over priced drinks or get the fuck out.

Steve Newlin: Humans are not rational, they are 100% motivated by fear. All they want is to feel safe, to know that they are good and right and they’re gonna end up in heaven full of puffy clouds with everybody they’ve ever loved wearing angel wings. So, you tell me what you want me to believe and I’ll sell it to them.

Vampire Authority member: You guys are too cute to be goo.

Eric: It would be a shame to sacrifice a promising vampire simply because his maker failed to educate him how to treat his elders.

Lafayette: These beans is colder than titties in a brass bra.

Salome: The human Bible is little better than US weekly.  They made me a convenient villain; a symbol for dangerous female sexuality.

Tracy: You are hotter than barbecued tabasco sauce in that dress.

Tracy: God gave that boy a penis and a brain but only enough blood to run one at a time.

Eric: Would you toss a new a new born baby in a gutter, abandoning a new vampire is no difference. Becoming a maker is an eternal commitment, greater than any marriage, deeper than any human bond, to throw that away is sacrilege.

Pam: Let me walk the world with you Mr. Northman, or watch me die.

Rosalyn: As we say In Texas honey, if you find yourself in a hole, the first thing you do is stop diggin’.

Rosalyn: Both? Now you see, that’s a sandwich I’d take a bite out of anytime.

Jason: I realized that I’ve got this big hole in me that I’ve been fillin’ up with sex.

Bill: You know what they say about gentlemen, they don’t brag about sloppy seconds.

Arlene: Turning your own flesh and blood into a vampire, who does that? Shame Lafayette, shame on you.

Were there other quotations that you enjoyed? Leave us a comment below about your favorites.