Bill to Sookie: You think about whatever you think about. It’s ok. You’re save with me.
Tara to her mother: Does the demon know you spike your coffee? I can smell it from here.
Tara: Maybe I am unboyfriendable.
Randy-Sue: I don’t know much, but I do know better than to associate myself with people of low moral character.
Arlene about Sookie: Suppose she gets pregnant. How in the world can she nurse a baby with fangs.
Pam to Jason outside Fangtasia: Go on in and good luck getting out.
Malcolm at Merlotte’s: Discrimination against vampires is punishable by law in the great state of Louisiana. Personally I don’t give a fuck. But I am thirsty.
Malcolm to Sookie: Well well, it looks like little miss hold-out has given up the goods.
Terry: Jihad this motherfucker!
Liam to Sam: I’m gonna reach down your throat and yank you inside out by your dick.
Malcolm to Bill: You never called me back. Now if I remembered what feelings are, mine might be hurt.
Bill: I am not human, Sookie. I am vampire.
Jason to Amy: I don’t like how they keep taking stuff away. Like Pluto is not a planet anymore and a Brontasaurus stopped being a dinosaur.
Terry to Andy in the boat after seeing Sam running naked: Yep, I’ve done that before.