Favorite quotes from Season 1 – Episode 8 – Fourth man in the fire
Jason: It felt like the whole world came together. Me, you, the bed, the house, we’re all one big giant…
Jason: Yeah, mine was huge.
Sookie: Watch your feet, I just waxed.
Tara: I hope you mean the floor.
Terry to Sam: Hey check it out: possum prick.
Terry to Sam: I was out fishing and I could have sworn I saw you blazing buck naked through the trees.
Sookie to Bill: No, not the neck.
Terry: You know, I like kids, Arlene. Doughnuts too.
Sookie to Amy: You know my brother is a dog, don’t you?
Sookie to Bill: Doesn’t it get old for you, I mean you’ve been doing it for over a hundred years?
Sam: Sometimes you grunt.
Tara: A grunting sound, like a farm animal?
Arlene about getting married: I know I’ve done it four other times, but it never gets old!
Lafayette to Tara: Compared to a lifetime of Zoloft, 445 is a bargain.
Eric: I texted you three times, why didn’t you reply?
Bill: I hate using the number keys to type.
Eric to Bill talking about Sookie: Honestly…did you think you could keep her to yourself?
Bill: You said you wanted to go out tonight.
Sookie: I did not mean Fangtasia. Really, I mean all those pathetic people who come here looking for sex with a vampire.
Bill: I know, it’s despicable.
Sookie talking about Eric: He cannot check me out like a library book.
Sookie to Long Shadow: Hundreds of years old and you are still a terrible liar!
Long Shadow to Eric: You trust a skinny human to clear the fat one?