Tara: School is just for white people looking for other white people to read to them. I’d figure I’d save my money and read to my self.
Sam to Sookie: The fact that you think you’ll be fine only proves just how not fine you’re gonna be. Vampires think about 1 thing and 1 thing only: drinking your blood.
Sookie to Bill: Penny for your thoughts.
Bill: You look like vampire bait.
Sookie: So you are saying you think I look nice?
Bill to Sookie at Fangtasia: Still think you are in Disney World?
Bill to Sookie at Fangtasia: Uh-oh
Sookie: Don’t say uh-oh. Vampires aren’t supposed to say uh-oh.
Eric talking about Maudette: This one offered her self to me. I found her too pathetic for my attentions.
Bill to Sookie in the car: We vampires are always in some kind of trouble, I prefer to be in it with you.
Bill to the police officer with the flash light: Why don’t you ask her if you could shine it between her legs.