Bill: I am doing my best to mainstream.
Sookie: Sucking the blood from a police officer is not mainstreaming. Neither is hosting orgies or listening to crazy Chinese gargeling.
Bill: It’s Tuvan throat singing.
Arlene’s son talking about Bill: Mama, he is so white.
Arlene: no, darling, we are white, he is dead.
Terry Bellefleur to Bill: You stay sharp, brother.
Sam: Sookie, you have no future with the vampire.
Sookie: They don’t die, I have nothing but a future with him.